@trayofcheese

Just went to get coffee in the break room and the pot was empty. So now, I have to wait for someone else make another pot. Such bullshit.

@trayofcheese

I dreamt last night that a bear broke into my house and made chili in the crockpot. It was delicious.

@trayofcheese

[first day as a doctor]

Welcome to the hospital! Can I take your order?

@trayofcheese

I was never cast in grade school plays because I refused to do nude scenes.