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@treydayway : Me trying to reach for my goals
@treydayway: I hum "Eye of the Tiger" when I have to stand-up from a low couch
@treydayway: Some of y'all expect more from a retail employee than of your elected officials
@treydayway: I'm not even opening the door for kids dressed as police for Halloween
@treydayway: I hate these new video games that make you talk to other characters. The fact I hate conversations is the reason I'm playing video games.
@treydayway: Kids these days won't get the trauma of passing notes in class and hoping nobody reads it until it reaches the recipient.
@treydayway: Pedestrians cross the street like it's on their bucket list to get hit
@treydayway: Don't give people who sneeze loudly the attention they crave.
@treydayway: Nobody associated with Pizza Hut better say anything controversial. I need my stuff crust pizza
@treydayway: I'm from a generation that wouldn't dare tell an adult that we were bored.