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It’s not a gang sign, I just have rheumatoid arthritis

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Was driving to a doctor’s appointment and ended up at my favorite donut shop so life does find a way

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How the hell is Arby’s still in business? In nearly 37 years I’ve never heard, “Let’s go to Arby’s.”

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Dude just told me that he’s washing his hands more because of that “Coca-Cola virus.”

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I can’t watch movies made before 1998 because the gas prices in the background of scenes make me too angry

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I hum “Eye of the Tiger” when I have to stand-up from a low couch

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Some of y’all expect more from a retail employee than of your elected officials

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I’m not even opening the door for kids dressed as police for Halloween