I’d be so lost without a sense of humor I don’t know how most of you do it
You’re gonna take google’s word over mine? Fine. FINE.
What do people who announce their own birthday on here want from us
When someone hasn’t tweeted in a while I always wonder if they’re okay… as if being on here is a sign of mental and emotional stability
I’ve had a pot of coffee and two energy drinks and you can’t even tell, I say from the ceiling
No Brenda, Machu Picchu isn’t a Pokémon
Friend of mine is convinced this whole virus thing is a hoax. It’s hard to doubt him because he also knows exactly where they’re hiding the aliens in Area 51
I just blocked myself. I’m not putting up with this shit either.
Numbers don’t mean anything to me. I’m here for the deep abiding friendships with people who haven’t blocked me yet
Go ahead and knock food that contains GMOs in the meantime this hotdog just started my car.