How come when I am at a fair or carnival I can throw three balls at a wall full of bottles and not hit a thing, but when I am in the shower I can accidentally drop a bar of soap and somehow knock over everything in all four corners of the tub?
The guy who invented “Take Your Child To Work Day” was probably too late to drop his kid off at school on the way to work.
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