When I see 18 wheelers carrying something covered with a tarp, I just assume that it’s an injured Transformer.
Alarm clock that releases spiders… NOW you’re up. Million dollar idea.
Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep.
Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I’ll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live.