Bout to have a wild Saturday night playing Diablo III with children til the wee hours (probably around 8pm)
If you like 28 tweets of mine in a row, you’re my boyfriend now. I didn’t make this up. I’m just as upset as you are.
My tiny body fills up with emotions faster than normal sized people so really it makes sense when I overreact to everything
Imagine being the roommate of someone who was abducted by aliens and having to live knowing aliens were completely uninterested in the opportunity to probe you
Balloons are all fun and games til they start to deflate and float around at eye level being terrifying
Always the kidnapper, never the kidnapped
If you didn’t want a doll made entirely out of my hair then maybe you shouldn’t have liked my selfie
Find someone that threatens to fight everyone as often as you do