“I can be nice or I can be honest.”
OKAY DAD
i think both sides are to blame here
“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”
don’t you dare tell me journalism is dead
“Give me your hand!”
“But-“
“You’re gonna have to trust me!”
i like to flex on them by shrugging
peeping toms
“What are you doing, Merlin?”
“He said he was cold.”
all toddlers look the same when telling a story
i don’t think it’ll all fit in there
pikachu had tasted human flesh and now his hunger could not be satisfied
the pigeons are already plenty salty
okay run it by me one more time
when it’s the weekend and you stupidly thought you might actually get to sleep in
