“Okay Nancy, try it now.”
nothing like a slow cooked sausage
“We’ll get you another ball, Hank.”
“What are we doing here, Marcy?”
“Seeing how I’d look with bangs.”
I’m getting genuinely concerned about the declining literacy rate.
“While you were gathering nuts and playing your silly squirrel games, I studied the blade.”
my wife and i went furniture shopping this weekend and one couch just shouted “take me home” at us, so we left because nobody needs a talking couch
work smarter, not harder
my mother: you should still take a sweater just in case
HBO’s Cookie Monster is much darker
“He’s behind me, isn’t he.”
“Yep.”
“Is he making that stupid face?”
“Yep.”
“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
yeah no that’s fair
this atm and my therapist need to get together and pick a lane
where the womens at?
