@underrateDad

Wrong hole, except its just me watching my 3 yr old try to squeeze his head through the sleeve of his t-shirt…

@underrateDad

83% of parenting is repeating the same set of instructions over and over using a different kid’s name.

@underrateDad

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 4,917 times and you’re probably my kids.

@underrateDad

My super power is picking up all the laundry in one arm then bending over for 5 minutes picking up that one sock that keeps falling out.

@underrateDad

“Who peed in here and didn’t flush?” is the new “good morning” in my house…