Personal trainer: So what’s your goal?
Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I’m not the one taking
I’m rockin the ‘Barbie doll’ look today.
No, I didn’t dye my hair blonde.
I did 4 pushups and now I can’t unbend my arms
I’m writing a horror story. It’s about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it’s ok to talk to her. So much blood.
That awkward moment when someone asks if you’ve dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean.