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Page of utofellatio's best tweets

@utofellatio : [test driving car with car salesman]
*parks on make out hill*

@utofellatio: Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick

@utofellatio: Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution
Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?