The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said “It’s cute that you think I’m here for that.”
Little known fact: Arizona’s state flower is pavement.
In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say “you’ve got mail”. Pretty sure I’ve landed in 1998.
Homeless dude asked me for $10. Thought it was greedy but realized that we were standing outside Whole Foods. Totally legitimate request.
Date: “So, what do you want to be?”