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The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said “It’s cute that you think I’m here for that.”

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In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say “you’ve got mail”. Pretty sure I’ve landed in 1998.

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Homeless dude asked me for $10. Thought it was greedy but realized that we were standing outside Whole Foods. Totally legitimate request.