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@vapidaccount : Thanks autocorrect...clearly "I am fantasy" is a better answer than "fantastic" when asked how I'm doing...

@vapidaccount: Dear ladies who wear black tights and red shoes:

Please stop.

Minnie Mouse is not a style icon for grown women.


@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs.

The more you know.

@vapidaccount: ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts.