I ordered mushrooms on my pizza.
When do they kick in?
Ghosts think they are so scary but I see right through them
Muffled whimpers, moaning, panting…
…it’s just me, taking the stairs
I’d hit that
-me, to my snooze alarm
“Crunchy” peanut butter is just peanut butter that gave up in the process.
Don’t be like crunchy peanut butter.
Today I’m golfing.
Thoughts and prayers for nearby homeowners.
When your emotional bank account is empty you have “insufficient funs”