Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you’ll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless.
Today I gave an iPhone and $500 to a homeless guy. You will never know the happiness I felt when he put his gun away
……… you have my attention
the best insult ever is “who is this clown” because
1. you’re calling them a clown
2. you’re saying they’re not even a well known clown
bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight