Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I’ll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!
Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier.
Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents.
Being Man, a territorial animal, I assert dominance by sending Facebook Pokes.
What is this special type of waffle called a “Tennis racket” and why does it taste like metal wires?