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@warhorse76 : My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul.
@warhorse76: If she runs away I will pursue her. But since she possesses superior footspeed and cardio I may have to borrow someone's bicycle.
@warhorse76: Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me.