In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper.
Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field.
Why stop with two L’s Lloyd? why?
coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn’t work here because people that are on fire can’t work.
Alcohol is claiming me as a dependent on his taxes this year.