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@weedguy420boner : There are a million designers working on making website buttons have better gradients and none working on the cord that changes how fast your ceiling fan is going. Literally no one knows what speed their fan is on or what will happen if they pull the cord again

@weedguy420boner: why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway

@weedguy420boner: one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything.