No, they’re not called hedge funds because hedgehogs control the global economy. What a silly idea. 🙂
*later to thugs* They know too much.
Bae: Come over.
Romeo: Can’t. You’re a Capulet, I’m a Montague.
Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over.
Romeo: Also, you’re 13.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us.
When your baby cries, don’t feed it. That’s just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it.
– How much for the mobile tampon?
– It’s a bit big.
– Ma’am, it’s a lamb.
– Does it make that sound because it has detected blood?
In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair.
Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed.
*yawns so wide a bird flies into mouth*
*looks around to see if anyone noticed*
*acts like nothing happened*