2yo: Mommy, the baby is being ridiculous!
Me: He is? How?
2yo: *exasperated* Because he won’t talk to me!!
Me: I love you.
3yo: I love you
Me: Are you my big kid?
Me: Are you my sweet boy?
3yo: *thinking* No…just a big kid.
Got one kid down for a nap, and another woke up. It was like whack a mole nap style.