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@wittwitbarista : With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner.

@wittwitbarista: In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first.

@wittwitbarista: My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely.