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I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay’s Potato Chips!

I bought a toilet brush at the store the other day but it kind of hurts so I think I’ll go back to paper!

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10/10 would grate again 💓

#parents #parwntingtipsandadvice #parenting

Will I date billionaire alien with his own spacesh

I'll snack on your bugs collection though 🐜🐞

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This is so wholesome 😭. Swipe to see the video.

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I have no doubt that the other guy threw the first

Also has the biggest stone to pig ratio. #godplaye

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