Once, I got pulled over because a cop thought my car was on fire but really it was just my hair flying out the sunroof.
Lesson learned: toddlers don’t understand sarcasm. As a side note, don’t say ‘bite me’ around toddlers that don’t understand sarcasm
You mean ‘idiosyncrasies’ doesn’t mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?
Cheese makes everything better…
*sprinkles parmesan on broken leg*
I WON’T STAND FOR THIS IDIOCY!