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Page of xysist's best tweets

@xysist : If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me.

@xysist: Cauliflower is just cabbage rocking an afro.

@xysist: [ Spelling bee ]

Your word is Harry Potter

Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!

@xysist: * Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I? Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

@xysist: Dad: Where were you?

Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral

Dad: You grounded

@xysist: Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG

@xysist: Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.

@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.

@xysist: If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction.

@xysist: For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank.