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Gf: am I pretty or ugly?

Bf: you’re both hun ūüôā

Gf: what do you mean both?

Bf: you’re pretty ugly.

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Mom: you failed your english test, didn’t you?

Me: who telled you?

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What if Aliens don’t want to visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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Women’s logic:
I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag.