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Goodnight room

Goodnight moon

Goodnight neighbor’s Christmas lights that’ll stay up til June

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I told my kids to stop fighting, so now they’re playing with dolls who are fighting.

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I successfully hid chocolate chip cookies from my children, making today’s parenting score:

Kids: 43,290
Mom: 1

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My toddler said “I’m happy” and then “We’re best friends.” But it turns out she was talking to her cheese.

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“Don’t play with your food,” I say to a toddler eating crackers shaped like farm animals.

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Parenting goals before having kids: make tons of blanket forts, never lose your temper, appreciate every minute.

After: sit down.

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The hardest part of parenting is sharing the chocolate chip cookies. And your heart walking around outside your body. But mainly cookies.

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As a kid, I always wondered why my mom never wore the macaroni necklace I made her to work. And now I’m a mom and I’m like, Oh. OK.