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Page of yobrah_'s best tweets

@yobrah_ : So if you want to be sure your internet history is deleted, just whisper 'please delete my internet history' into any hole on the computer

@yobrah_: [describing criminal to sketch artist]
His breath smelled like rotten eggs & bad cheese so draw a lot of those smelly lines by his mouth

@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.