@yonewt: The greeting cards that best express my sentiments for every occasion are the ones marked "Blank Inside."
@yonewt: *rapidly pushing elevator button*
no of course please tell me about your keto journey
@yonewt: Woo-hoo wife is gone for the evening so you know what that means
*practices repertoire of silly walks all over the house
*adds two new ones
@yonewt: Then: I love to hear the sound of your voice
Now: ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I TURNED OFF THE GRILL I SWEAR TO GOD
@yonewt: If my neighbor’s front yard is historically accurate baby Jesus was also visited by Spiderman
@yonewt: It seems Bichon Frisé is a dog breed and not, as indicated in the recipe, a fancy salad green. We regret any confusion this may have caused.