“Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep.”
-Conversation I just had about a damn Furby.
My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet.
Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age…or I dress like a tween.
I’m broke but not “vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it” broke.
*more than twice.
Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat’s mouth. My kid thinks I’m a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later