a squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon
this FaceApp is creepy af
Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something.
every time the weather starts to warm up those fraps start lookin goooood
White Walkers need coffee too #WinterIsHere
Firecrackers let you know how close drunk people are to your house.
“Eat her already!” – Animal watching people kissing
Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you’re a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually