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Page of yoyoha's best tweets

@yoyoha : a squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon

@yoyoha: this FaceApp is creepy af

@yoyoha: Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something.

@yoyoha: every time the weather starts to warm up those fraps start lookin goooood

@yoyoha: White Walkers need coffee too #WinterIsHere

@yoyoha: Firecrackers let you know how close drunk people are to your house.

@yoyoha: "Eat her already!" - Animal watching people kissing

@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law

@yoyoha: Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually