@zgbetty

Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people.

@zgbetty

The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.

@zgbetty

If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet I question your commitment to alcohol.

@zgbetty

This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over.