@KeetPotato: [uses my last wish to be reincarnated as a bird]
me: [as my dad vomits directly in my mouth] "i did not think this through"
![[uses my last wish to be reincarnated as a bird]
me: [as my dad vomits directly in my mouth] “i did not think this through”](/cache/109840.jpg)
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