Using spin moves while allowing an opponent’s sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair.

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Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.


Date: I’m a vegan.

Me: *spits pieces of chicken into a napkin* Oh yeah? Me too.


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Please don’t come to my garage sale if you’ve ever let me borrow something.


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Being a parent of 2 feral toddlers: [summons Bloody Mary]


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