Maybe print wouldn’t be dying if they still employed tough dirty children to yell at me to read all about it
Using spin moves while allowing an opponent’s sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair.
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Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime?
Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.
Date: I’m a vegan.
Me: *spits pieces of chicken into a napkin* Oh yeah? Me too.
Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head.
Please don’t come to my garage sale if you’ve ever let me borrow something.
Being a parent of 1 kid: I don’t know who I trust to babysit my child.
Being a parent of 2 feral toddlers: [summons Bloody Mary]
If you want to know what you really look like hand your phone to a 5-year-old to take a picture.
It should be: “COVID-19 declared a pandemic by WHOM.”
Eye Exam Lamaze Class