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@Pork_Chop_Hair: [using tweezers to yank out a splinter]
*extreme rat noises*
@mommajessiec: Me, at 21: I’m going to try a new hobby this year!
Me, at 28: I’m going to try a new career this year!
Me, at 35: I’m going to try a new spot on the couch this year
@darrinfb: I want my ashes scattered when I die.
I don't like people visiting me now.... I'll be damned if I want visitors when I'm dead.
@Qckhd: Gets in shower
Thinks about a tweet
Forgets if washed hair
Gets out of shower
@MandiAtRandom: Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside.
It seems to help
@brennadine: At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, "This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."