@Sorrowscopes: Virgo: Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you. Good luck on your next hike.
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@2tickytacky: I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car.
@TheRolo: Nurse: Where does it hurt? Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
@Lilbyrdy: My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her.
@jngraphs: Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours