@SincerelyMen: Voldemort's parents took the "I got your nose" game a little to seriously.
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@thenatewolf: Horror movies in the 50’s were just mysteries with extra cobwebs and two well-timed lightning cracks. Horror movies now are like: “Your addiction to technology woke up the devil and he’s spent the last thousand years thinking up some weirdly elaborate sexual torture techniques”