@anjeanettec: "Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?" - Fox News
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@TEXASVETERAN: Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works.
@smickable: "Maybe a nap will cheer me up!" she said knowing full well she'd wake up feeling like a prisoner of war who time traveled in a sack of bees.
@copymama: 5yo: Does everyone in the world have kids? Me: No, some people decide they don’t want to have them. 5: I don’t want kids. Me: Why not? 5: They’re a lot of work. Me: Then why don’t you be less difficult for me? 5: Well, you decided to have kids.
@KKAlThani: I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.