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@GianDoh: Wait you misunderstood. When I called you "doll face," I was referring to Chucky.
@Bob_Janke: An 8 year old just asked me why people in electric cars don't get electrocuted when it rains and now we're checking Google
@thejessbess: Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees.
@Pundamentalism: To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
@Xylit0l: Wish all of my viruses were this polite
@SirEviscerate: The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter.