@ClichedOut: Waiter: All our wines are hand selected.
Me: As opposed to what?
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@Qrabion: a potato meteor that cooks itself as it hurdles toward the earth and lands on your plate hot and ready
@BuckyIsotope: Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer
@Ty_Schutz: It's not 'easter', it's 'more east'. So stupid.
@nyquills: God: have a seat it may take a while to explain what you do. Sloth: God: Sloth: God: Sloth: God: Sloth: God: Sloth: God: Sloth: *begins moving towards chair* God: okay actually you got it have fun on earth.
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