“Make it rain” is the only appropriate response when asked if you want parmesan cheese.
waiter: do you have any allergies?
waiter: I mean is there anything you can’t eat
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Brit friend: Ugh. Brexit is a disaster. How are things over there?
Me: We”re in a ketchup war with Canada.
Him: Why do you carry a knife?
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
If I get killed, would you make my chalk outline slimmer? Thanks.
A manual RT is like saying “Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face. Please…don’t ever stop looking at my face…”
Does everyone have that ONE follower who will Fav the hell outta every RT…but wouldn’t even piss on your own tweets if they were on fire?
Well I gave my middle son a haircut and long story short it is a darn good thing he’s stuck at home
No words… #IdiotOlympics
Reasons I work out.
1) I don’t wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned.
2) I guess to be healthy