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@Social_Mime: Waiter - I'm Matt & I'll be taking care of you
Me - You say that now Matt but what about when times get tough
Wife - Give us a few minutes

Waiter – I’m Matt & I’ll be taking care of you
Me –  You say that now Matt but what about when times get tough
Wife – Give us a few minutes

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