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@JB4Realz: waiter: our special is only $7.99

mechanic: i'm a mechanic.

[seconds later]

waiter: my guys in the back're telling me the special's actually going to be about $235 and some change.

mechanic: that's too much.

waiter: *sucks air through teeth* they've already started on it.

waiter: our special is only $7.99

mechanic: i’m a mechanic.

[seconds later]

waiter: my guys in the back’re telling me the special’s actually going to be about $235 and some change.

mechanic: that’s too much.

waiter: *sucks air through teeth* they’ve already started on it.

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