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@donni: Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!
@Sorrowscopes: Gemini: Invisible hands draw closer to your throat. Also, an Adobe software update is available. It will require a restart.
@bingowings14: You shouldn't underestimate the number of places that you can't put your finger after you've been chopping chillies.
@nbadag: BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun
ME: rainbow colored goldfish crackers it is
@drayzze: Is it ok to clothesline people on scooters going down busy sidewalk yet?