@EamonToPlease: Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper.
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@KentWGraham: There should be an Olympic event that requires participants to remove a single cube from an ice cube tray.
@jwoodham: Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son "in front of the world." Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology.
@shawn_spree: If it wasn't for the internet, I would think "12 Years A Slave" was a movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage.