@EamonToPlease: Walnuts make my every cookie a game of Minesweeper.
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@ChaseMit: "Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again." - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones
@AlisonChrista: ME: The enmity we feel toward someone with our name who spells it differently is just silly. ALLISON: I agr- ME: WHO ASKED YOU TWO L's?!
@VanGobot: CASHIER: okay, so your total comes to $13.82, have a nice day ME (have spoken English literally every day of my entire life): THANK
@fightforfood: [dentist's full hand and wrist in my mouth, also his keys?] so u visited Spain u said? tell me. tell me every goddamn detail about Spain