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@Carbosly: Want to get rid of your boyfriend without killing him?
Send him to the grocery store for water chestnuts.
Mine has been gone 5 months.

Want to get rid of your boyfriend without killing him? 
Send him to the grocery store for water chestnuts. 
Mine has been gone 5 months.

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