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@Bluestmoon_: *Washes off eyeliner*
Ok, weigh me now.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: No coupon is really “expired” if you cry hard enough.
@charliedelta7: My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
@Gupton68: The shopkeeper in my local store is such a nice guy and he often offers candy for my kids. I've resisted so far but if he throws in a quart of vodka too he has himself a deal.
@Blondiethegood: The best part of being married with kids is.....is.....umm.....Yeah.
@jobrowneyes: *Arrives in Hell*
Devil: Here, help these 5th graders with common core math