@pondermymaker: *washes your smart car with a moist towelette*
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@hellohappy_time: [texting old friend I only hung out with cuz they had a trampoline] do u still got that trampoline
@vineyille: It says here on your resume that you're "good at traps," could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?