Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet
4yo : but I don’t have any other feet
Me : fair enough –__–
[Watching an educational show]
[3 year-old asks a million questions I have no answer for]
Me: Okay, let’s watch Bugs Bunny instead.
[5 minutes later]
3: Why doesn’t he hop?
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