@KevinFarzad: Ways I'm like a tea kettle: 1) need water 2) start screaming when someone forgets abt me 3) could burn down a house but probably never will
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@GrantTanaka: "Can you validate my parking?" "You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud." *wipes away tears* "Thanks."
@: Once a baby dragon flew out in front of my car and I screamed. Turned out it was just a pheasant. I have lots of good stories like this.
@LaraineBaker: My daughter put on a princess dress and asked if I had any "play pretend" outfits so I put on workout clothes.